Events Calendar Changes

The Times, Chesapeake (PaxLair Times) – May 17, 2013 – by Ashlynn – There are going to be some changes to how our events calendar will work through the end of this month and beyond.

Firstly, our calender is being moved over to the PaxLair Statehood Portal site, where it is easier to update and amend as needed. A link will eventually be placed in the sidebar here at the Times for ease of reference.

The new Calendar can be found right here. Events are also colour coded: Green events are player run events. Purple events are EM run events. Blue Events are SotA related events.

Though it involves an extra click, I feel these changes are for the better! We also have discussion forums on the new portal which all are welcome to join (and let us know about calendar changes if you so desire).

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PaxLair Meeting: May 15, 2013 at the PaxOku Tea House

PaxLair Statehood, Chesapeake (PaxLair Times) – May 15, 2013 – by Ashlynn – The next meeting will be held as follows:

  • Date: Tuesday, May 15, 2013
  • Time:
    • 9:00-10:00 PM ET – PaxLair Meeting
  • Location: PaxOku Teahouse, PaxOku, Tokuno, Chesapeake
  • Directions:  It is where you can find the teleport hub. Alternatively use the Chesapeake Township Hub in Luna to get there. But to journey there, take the Homare-Jima moongate to Tokuno and head north-east down the street. Can’t miss it!
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A Potion of Courage

PaxLair City, Felucca, Chesapeake (PaxLair Times) – May 12, 2013 – by Ashlynn – A few weeks ago I stumbled across some old documents hidden away in a pile of other books, scrolls, research notes, letters, and other similar items. There were entire boxes of such papers nd while many were of a mundane nature, there were several others of possible value (at least to those with an interest in the esoteric).

An extract from one particular scroll was printed in the Times previously (along with a few others) but will be repeated here for the convenience of my loyal readers.

…most notably, since it’s transformation I have discovered that the water of the spring now exhibits some interesting alchemical properties. When prepared in the right manner it produces what I can only call a potion of courage – a concoction that gives even the most craven peasant not just the will, but the strength to face the toughest of tests.

Proper preparation requires 8 parts spring water mixed with 1 part each of ground black pearl, mandrake root, and powdered wyrm heart. Once throughly mixed, the tonic is heated for several hours in an alembic. The resulting opalescent liquid is then fit for consumption.

In at least half of cases the tonic has worked as desired, but there seems to be a failure rate I am yet unable to explain. The last subject given the potion – a laborer from Minoc – stood terrified and immobile as the headless one he faced tore him to pieces. I have since been reprimanded and told to be careful with any further tests…

The author of this scroll goes by the name of Ally Saffron, an obscure alchemist of PaxLair City (or more likely the surrounding area) in years past. Of Ally’s history I could find very little – not even where she was born or what happened to here in the years since. But this previously unknown scroll penned by her hand had aroused the interest of the Governor, and it was soon decided that we should attempt to reproduce the tonic mentioned therein and ascertain as to whether or not it was genuine.

The Quest Begins

20130512springthing1Following the meeting at the end of last month, everyone present was given the task of collecting the ingredients listed in the old document (without prior warning I should add!) I had copies prepared and handed them out to all present.

The reagents were quickly acquired, but when spring water was sought we were all in for something of a surprise. It seemed that a spirit – or perhaps simply the spirit of the spring – had been watching us, and as we were about to collect the water, it appeared to us. Strangely the feminine spirit seemed to have some idea of what we were doing, but she set her own task of sorts, asking us to retrieve a number of white wyrm hearts.

And so off we set for the freezing dungeon of Ice, sword and book in hand, and surgical blades at the ready. For our band of courageous warriors the draconic creatures proved no match. Having faced many such foes in the past our skilled group quickly cast them down. And to the spring we returned.

There were some problems acquiring the spring water – it would seem that a spirit’s partly incorporeal nature makes manipulation of even simple objects difficult. But with everything we needed – reagents, wyrm’s heart, and spring water – we headed to the alchemy shop where Lady Winmere mixed the ingredients, producing a brilliant pearl-white liquid.

We quickly returned to the spring to ask the spirit for a final blessing before it grew bored and disappeared. It had been content to wait and once it was satisfied with our mixture it seemed our potion was complete!

As the hour was growing late we decided to hand the two containers of Courage Potion to Lady Winmere and Ms. Bug for safekeeping before retiring for the night. I also took a small sample for Lazulli to analyze.

And of the Potion?

20130512potionofcourageWe have not yet been able to test the potion but some progress has been made in that regard. Lazulli is preparing a report on the potion as I write though I pray her words are not too incomprehensible.

And plans are afoot to test the true potency of the tonic. Alchemist Ally made no mention of a spirit in her research notes which suggests that the strange failure rate could simply be a result of the absence of it’s blessing.

I believe a true test will require the aid of one of the citizenry – one who has never picked up a blade and has no desire to. One who gazes upon the visage of even a mongbat with a look of terror. In the hard times that have befallen our Kingdom of late, such people should not prove difficult to find.

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PaxLair Meeting: May 6, 2013 at the Tea House

PaxLair Statehood, Chesapeake (PaxLair Times) – May 6, 2013 – by Ashlynn – The next meeting will be held as follows:

  • Date: Tuesday, May 6, 2013
  • Time:
    • 9:00-10:00 PM ET – PaxLair Meeting
  • Location: Tea House, PaxOku, Tokuno, Chesapeake
  • Directions:  Take the Homare-Jima moongate into Tokuno and walk down the road. There is a GIANT ANKH on it.

There will be a tour of the town of Tranquility led by the people from GHT. It’s a nice place so come and join us!

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Goblin Fishing Derby Results

Hall of Commons, Trammel, Chesapeake (PaxLair Times) – May 6, 2013 – by Ashlynn – At this evening’s Hall of Commons on a day allegedly named “Dudley Day” (where we were all forced to wear red “haha” hats) Mrs Bug presented the final results of the Goblin Fishing Derby. And there were some very impressive catches! I’ve no idea what they make fishing line out of in our realm but it must be strong of enchanted stuff.

The final results were as follows:

  • 1st Place: Ariel, with a huge crystal fish weighing 192 stones.
  • 2nd Place: Zymy, with a large fish weighing an impressive 174 stones.
  • 3rd Place: Jelly Bean, with a hefty big fish of 165 stones.

Those are some big fish and they’ll help make plenty of fish pie – a real Britannian delicacy. I also believe Crimson Slug caught an amazing 4 stone specimen though I am unsure what type of fish it was.

Anyway, congratulations to the winners!

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PaxLair Meeting: April 30, 2013 at the Mage Tower

PaxLair Statehood, Chesapeake (PaxLair Times) – April 30, 2013 – by Ashlynn – The next meeting will be held as follows:

  • Date: Tuesday, April 30, 2013
  • Time:
    • 9:00-10:00 PM ET – PaxLair Meeting
  • Location: PaxLair Mage Tower, PaxLair City, Felucca
  • Directions:  A teleporter to the Tower can be found at the PaxLair teleport hub at the Tea house.
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Goblin Fishing Derby Begins Today

Sea Market, Trammel, Chesapeake (PaxLair Times) – April 29, 2013 – by Ashlynn – For all those people out there who love to fish (and fish and fish and fish), the goblin fishing derby begins this very day!

All who wish to enter simply need to catch fish and then bring their largest fish to the floating sea market on may 4th, from noon until 5pm EST, and hand them in to Mrs Bug (she’s a foul smelling goblin, you can’t miss her).

There are prizes for first, second, and third place:

  • 1st Place: 5 million gold
  • 2nd Place: 3 million gold
  • 3rd Place: 1 million gold

Good luck, fishers!

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Scrolls from the Archive

The Secret Library, Trammel, Chesapeake (PaxLair Times) – April 25, 2013 – by Ashlynn – As some may be aware, we have a library under construction (in the loosest sense of the word) and many books have already been moved to it’s location. In many boxes and in a disorganized fashion.

Having a fascination with strange boxes and their unknown contents I decided to rummage through them and turned up several strange documents. Samples of some of them are printed below.

Alchemical Properties of the Spring of Courage – Research notes by Ally Saffron

…most notably, since it’s transformation I have discovered that the water of the spring now exhibits some interesting alchemical properties. When prepared in the right manner it produces what I can only call a potion of courage – a concoction that gives even the most craven peasant not just the will, but the strength to face the toughest of tests.

Proper preparation requires 8 parts spring water mixed with 1 part each of ground black pearl, mandrake root, and powdered wyrm heart. Once throughly mixed, the tonic is heated for several hours in an alembic. The resulting opalescent liquid is then fit for consumption.

In at least half of cases the tonic has worked as desired, but there seems to be a failure rate I am yet unable to explain. The last subject given the potion – a laborer from Minoc – stood terrified and immobile as the headless one he faced tore him to pieces. I have since been reprimanded and told to be careful with any further tests…

The Lost Treasure of Sartarius of Magincia – From Issue 46 of the Magincian Chronicle

…once famed arcanist of the Council of Mages, Sartarius was always said to keep a great treasure somewhere, locked away by an enchanted key. The perpetually cold golden key shaped not unlike an ankh is said to have opened a crystal door that would otherwise kill an intruder with the same frost magics for what Sartarius was famed for.

Others claim the key opened a crystal box hidden away somewhere on the Isle of the Avatar, while others still suggest a tomb is what the key opens – the tomb where Sartarius was interred and waits to return as a lich.

However the point is moot for the key was lost years ago when as Arlinn, son of Sartarius, was ambushed on the road to Britain. None survived the attack on the caravan and everything of value was taken. The only other rumour speaks of an “eternally cold key”  once exhibited at the mages guild in Jhelom but since then, there has been no sign…

A picture of the key was found accompanying the article:

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On Gambling and Enchantments – A Paper by Gille of Moonglow

…but they say there is a market for everything and gambling instruments are no exception. As any prodigious player of dice games will know, experience will enable one to identify a loaded dice right away. The strange weight on one face and the odd way it rolls when cast are clear indicators, suitable only for fooling a novice.

Given the coin often at stake some gamblers no doubt will do all they can to gain an edge while hiding the form such an edge takes. Enchanted dice were thus an obvious result – having the same weight as regular dice while not rolling in an obviously strange manner. Some of the most well crafted die can even be commanded to roll a different number now and then to dissuade any suspicion…

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PaxLair Meeting: April 23, 2013 at the Shrine of Sobriety

PaxLair Statehood, Chesapeake (PaxLair Times) – April 23, 2013 – by Ashlynn – The next meeting will be held as follows:

  • Date: Tuesday, April 23, 2013
  • Time:
    • 9:00-10:00 PM ET – PaxLair Meeting
  • Location: Shrine of Sobriety, East of Britain, Trammel
  • Directions:  A teleporter to the Shrine can be found at the PaxLair teleport hub at the Tea house.
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The Spring Poetry Contest

Shrine of Sobriety, Trammel, Chesapeake (PaxLair Times) – April 22, 2013 – by Ashlynn – Saturday marked the Spring Poetry Contest and some fine entries by the many talented people in our alliance. I should say that category doesn’t really include goblins and nor should it ever but I must grudgingly admit that the little imps have always been supporters of story and poetry contests.

20130422poetry2Turnout for the event was excellent and the crowd seemed to enjoy the poems on offer. The entire contest lasted roughly an hour and once we were done, everyone set off on an expedition to the infamous dungeon of Doom.

As for the winner? It is my intention to officially declare who that will be at the statehood meeting tomorrow.

We had six entries (I THINK – someone let me know if I missed one). Nubby’s entry will hopefully be added at a later date as it is in a pictorial format (literacy rates amongst goblinkin are very low). All entries are printed below.

Editors Note: Nubby’s entry can be be found below all the others.

Finally, I must extend a big thankyou to everyone who entered and everyone who came to listen. I hope everyone enjoyed the contest!

Spring – by NANOC

Spring, tis a time of rebirth,
A time of renewal and revival.
A time to look afresh at the many monsters there are to slay.

Not a better time all year to sit and reflect…
On killing, maiming and slaughtering
The many horrific beasts that roam the lands and dungeons.

Take up your slayer artifacts,
And make haste to the forests and the underworlds.
Lay in wait, then SPRING into action and slay the beasts.

Have a killer SPRING everyone!!

SPRING – by Ozog Giantfart

DER BEES SPRINGS INA CLOCKS AN TINGS.
HUMMIES PUTS SPRINGS INNA DER BEDS
DUNNO WHY, SPRINGS BEES HARD TO CUDDLE WIF.
SLINKY MADE OB SPRING AN DEY BEES FUNZ
SUM TINGS GOT SPRING IN DER STEP
DIS MEAN DEY PUTS SPRINGS IN DER SHOES.
DAT WOOD BEES FUNZ, BOUNCING DOWN DOWN DA ROAD.
OH FLALFER GROW INA DA SPRING
BUNNYS PROLLY GOTS SPRINGS IN DER FEETZ CAUSE DEM CAN JUMPS FAST.

Spring! – by Lady Phoenix

It’s spring, it’s spring,
Oh I just can’t wait.
To find the fruit in the vases,
And the flowers on the plates.

I want to hear the warm sun,
And feel the robins singing.
Watch the scent of the flowers,
And smell the butterflies flying.

It’s spring, it’s spring,
I am so full of glee.
For the people will bloom,
And the flowers will be happy.

The gray fields shall be covered
With the magic of the meadows.
And the brown sky shall be painted
With the blossoms of the rainbow.

It’s spring, it’s spring,
How can I be blue?
For it is the time of spring,
And only spring brings you.

A Warriors Spring – by Kevin McBride

The gladding buds, the maiden’s sigh,
What ho, the gentle rites of spring!
The glance, soft touch, no treasures buy.

Into his lover’s arms he flies,
Hearts softened by the bardic string.
The gladding buds, the maiden’s sigh.

Elegant, the Scarlet lie,
His pulse grows quick, reason takes wing.
The glance, soft touch, no treasures buy.

Glory beckons, he bids it aye,
A song for blood his blade it sings,
The gladding buds, the maiden’s sigh.

By the virtues! Our voices cry,
Above the mighty battle sounds that ring.
The glance, soft touch, no treasures buy.

Cast off the gentle rites of spring,
To Folly’s arms his soul he flings!
The gladding buds, the maiden’s sigh
The glance, soft touch, no treasures buy.

Fishing in Spring – by Governor Winfield

Spring brings out the thaw.
Sun takes off the chill.
Worms eat up the logs.
We scoop up our fill.

Grass is turning green.
All the snow is gone.
Water flows in the stream.
We’re all up at dawn.

The boat is uncovered.
It’s cleaned for a bit.
No holes are discovered.
No need to refit.

Our gear is all loaded.
Our bait is all stocked.
No need to be goaded.
We set sail from the dock.

Mist covers the water.
We keep our eyes peeled.
“Oh my” shouts our spotter.
Pirates revealed!

We fire our guns.
The pirates fire back.
This isn’t much fun.
We withdraw from attack.

We dump all our chum.
We stir up the current.
Our sailors are glum.
Then up pops a serpent!

The waters turn black.
Our men are wide-eyed.
The pirates turn back.
They’re struck on the side.

Huge serpent jaws open.
We can just barely see.
Pirate death cries are spoken.
Bodies thrashed to the sea!

The serpent comes up close.
Our captain doesn’t flee.
They meet nose to nose.
Then it dives into the sea.

We welcome the Spring.
Our Serpent does too.
Our men start to sing.
We sail into the blue.

Spring – by Nubby

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