Sosaria’s First Goblin Wedding

Pitmuck, Trammel, Chesapeake (PaxLair Times) – November 11, 2014 – by Ashlynn – It would appear that even goblins are able to hold marriage ceremonies and the weekend saw the first such event in the history of Sosaria – at least as far as I know.

goblinwedding2The two goblins with the honour of being the first to take their vows were none other than Amizelly Rustpot and Tinky Footz  although I suppose it doesn’t really matter who they are specifically – all goblins look the same to me anyhow. Still, the little creatures made their covenant before a large crowd in a ceremony presided over by Drosselmeyer himself.

I should mention that I was somewhat confused by the combination of turnips and fish and something about the two combining to create a kind of terrifying piscine-vegetable hybrid. I’m sure the whole speech was relevent somehow.

A lavish reception followed the wedding but as the whole affair was taking place in the town of Pitmuck I thought it better for my health to pass on all food an drink. Even infamous pirate Holly Bloodhand took the time to say hello, bringing her entire unruly crew with her. This did however lead to some tension which I might describe as less drunken brawl and more a bloodbath.

In anycase, I hope everyone joins me in wishing a (in)sincere congratulations to the two goblins. I’m sure they’ll be happy together!

About Ashlynn

I play with movable type on behalf of the PaxLair Times. I sometimes move the little wooden letters around to create something resembling an article. And I come and go like the wind.
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