Skara Brae, Trammel, Chesapeake (PaxLair Times) – July 8, 2013 – by Ashlynn – Ozog’s mischievous ways finally caught up to him several days ago when he was arrested by guards acting on behalf of Lady CharGar, the recently elected Governor of Skara Brae.
Relations between the pungent goblin tribe of Pitmuck and the new Skara Brae administration were already tense following an official statement by the Governor that goblins were not welcome in the town. In response Ozog, and allegedly a few other goblins engaged in a spree of vandalism, theft and harassment of the local citizenry until he was finally arrested by Belle Starr, the Sheriff of Skara Brae.
While poor behaviour has come to be expected from the goblins it is clear that the events of the past week had crossed a line and something had to be done.
In a surprise twist even other members of the goblin race were shocked by Ozog’s behaviour with one little imp named Ido stating:
Mees comes backs to de cities to bisits and mees is so sad to sees goblin kin beeshavin’ so’s means. Pee’in ons stuffs ins de towns jest to causes trubles? Tinkin deys rules ober odders, nots admitison when dez dones somtin dey weres not supposin toos?
Ozog remains in custody at the Governor’s estate on the mainland. His trial has been set for July 13th at 3pm by the eastern clock. It is as yet unknown who the judge will be or what the specific charges are. The public gallery is open for those who wish to see this vandal finally brought to justice.