PaxGlacei News
February 8, 2006

The PaxLair Times
Issue 2:6 Special Edition
February 9, 2006

"Clompie humies! Hoowah!"
by: Tatania Karthina

The Orcs are building an Execution hall in PaxGlacei right in front of the Hall of Justice.   I asked the Builder of the building what is was used for and bag' Rot replied, "Clompie humies! Hoowah!"

Mayor Winfield is honored to announce

the wedding ceremony of

Elijah Cross

and

Miss Kayi

on the

Fourteenth Day of February in the Year Two Thousand and Six

at 9 PM ET

at

Desert of Compassion directly east of the Compassion Shrine.

The name on the tower will be "Wedding of Elijah Cross and Miss Kayi".
The coordinates for the tower are 64 41'N 46 45'E in the Trammel Facet.

Minister of Diplomacy Jasper De Fargo returned home after a lengthy absence.  Lord De Fargo has not spoken much of his captivity by Briana Amroli much since returning but seems to be settling in nicely.

Jasper was abducted by Briana Amroli and kept for some weeks as she tried to turn him into a Vampire.  In the end, Minister De Fargo escaped and made his way back to PaxOku where Lenora of Yew and his niece Justine De argo reversed the spell that was turning him into a child of the night.

Welcome Home Jasper!

PaxOku News - February 12, 2006

It has come to my attention that Arynia is not good for this job in PaxOku. I have decided to let her go as of tonight so PaxOku can move forward into newer and better things. We wish Arynia the best of luck in the future.

I have decied to name Tatania Karthina as PaxOku's new Deputy Viceroy. I beleive she will be a fine addition to the head of command in PaxOku. She has already shown great dedication. So please make her feel at home.

-Viceroy Gareth, PaxOku

The Upcoming Holiday will be celebrated with the wedding of the Minister of Defence, Elijah Cross and Miss Kayi.  What a wonderful centerpiece for this holiday that's all about sweethearts!

PaxOku News
A house named "Unknown" sprang up in PaxOku this past week.  The building was made of stone with a molten lava fall.  It comes as no great surprise that Viceroy Gareth took up the matter of it's destruction with haste. 

Lightenburg was seen in the early morning hours today using the "light" to destroy this building.   Hopefully this is a sign of light tipping the scales to bring balance back to the city.

The Siren's Call of Silvervale
and
The Blue Light Tavern of PaxOku
presents
Kissing Booths
at
The Siren's Call in Silvervale!

Pucker up your lips to help raise gold for the Prize Fund for the Chesapeake Olympics!

There is not a set price for kisses,   but we do ask that everyone that visits makes some sort of gold donation for the Olympics.   100% of the gold raised will go toward this fund!

In the Kissing Booths will be Connor MacLeod of Silvervale and Tatania Karthina of PaxOku.  More folks are welcome to come sit a spell to help work the booths!

The Kissing Booth will be open from 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm Eastern  and again from 10:00 - 11:00 pm Eastern.

Warm up those lips and bring a donation for a night of smooching at the Siren's Call!

PAXLAIR - February 16, 2006

Oda Nobunga, GM of the Paladins of Virtue, adjusted his intentions today for the PV guild meeting on Feburary 20, 2006 to now include an invitation for the Knights of PaxLair (PxK) to attend.

"I thought a joint defense meeting makes more sense," Oda Nobunga said in an interview earlier today, "as both guilds are involved in defense matters."

Mayor Winfield also commented later in the day that Oda Nobunga will act as the Assistant Minister of Defense of PaxLair under Elijah Cross.  Minister Elijah is currently on his honeymoon with Miss Kayi and must leave defense issues in the hands of someone very capable.  Mayor Winfield concurred with this appointment making Oda the Asst Minister of Defense.

PaxLair News, PaxLair Times

Over 3 million gold was collected at the Siren's Call in Silvervale for the Chesapeake Olympics.  The Kissing Booth held on Valentines night was sponsored by the Blue Light Tavern and the Siren's Call.

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Welcome home Minister of Diplomacy Jasper De Fargo.  Lord Jasper returned to him family and friends earlier this week after being missing for quite some time.  De Fargo seems well despite being abducted by the Vampire Briana Amroli.  Amroli, former citizen of PaxOku is dead now.

For more, read the entire Times...

Here are some pictures fro the wedding of Elijah Cross and Miss Kayi from Tuesday:

PAXLAIR - Feb 23rd, 2006

PaxLair is the proud host of 3 events as part of the Chesapeake Olympics being held by our friends over at UO Stratics!

Last week PaxLair Felucca held the Wrestling Event at the Arena Tower in PaxLair.  This Friday we'll be hosting the PvP Contest, and on Saturday, the Bagball Tournament at the new Bagball Field at the PaxLair Malas Auditorium!

See UO Stratics for Details!!

PAXOKU - TOKUNO — February 27th, 2006

Viceroy Gareth Speaks about the Ronin Threat

The City of PaxOku is fortifying after several threats from the ronin of Homare-jima were made against Viceroy Gareth and the municipality of PaxOku.

The ronin, who are based at the temple to the north of the city, have allied with the ninjas of the area and the yamandons.  In the past 3 days PaxOku has been attacked in several ways by stealthing ninjas and ronins with halberds drawn.

Viceroy Gareth has devised a plan to place cannons on the roofs of PaxOku to attack the hordes of ronin and occasional yamandon that strolls down the road.  The cannons are made out of highly polished, mold cast iron, are on wheels and have a built-in sight.

Gareth has asked to have cannons placed at as many PaxOku houses as possible.  Right now there are fullscale cannons at the house of Kyrsten Elmwood and the Post Office.  Smaller sized cannons are also at the Fuedal Knight Hall and the PaxOku City Hall.

More cannons will be added soon with hopes that the ronin will decide to settle their differences with the people of PaxOku peacefully.

 Cannons used at the Fuedal Knights Hall:

 Miniature Cannon at the City Hall:

 Original Cannon at Kyrsten Elmwood's:

 Cannon raised above the Post Office:

TEA HOUSE, PAXOKU, TOKUNO - March 5, 2006

Mayor Winfield received an urgent calling through the mists of time.  He peered into a crystal ball, the mists separated, and an image of an old fisherman appeared.  The fisherman called to Winfield.  Then a map appeared with an "X" on a small island in an uncharted sea.

The image was overpowering and Winfield knew he was being called once more on a voyage of mystery.

This trip would be different and take four days.  The difference is something about an old spell of some importance.

The Mayor already asked Viceroy Gareth to run the PaxLair meeting on Monday in PaxOku.

PaxLair News, Chesapeake news, PaxLair Times

A special thank you to Terence Duff, Chesapeake Stratics Reporter for the fantastic job he's done on the Chesapeake Olympics! Following is the Finals for the games.

The Chesapeake Olympics are finished!   Check below to fee the finals of all events!

PaxOku city will be hosting a St. Pats party
Saturday the 11th to Monday the 13th.

(Submitted by Gareth) 

NOTE: SEE http://boards.stratics.com/php-bin/uo/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=6489202 FOR UPDATES. Also see the PaxLair Calendar at http://www.paxlair.com/site10/events/ - but if anything changes, the latest events list will be on the stratics board URL.

Starts at Skara Brae Community Center, Saturday at 6 PM ET.

Events will be held in PaxOku city. Except one special event set for Felucca.
Here is a list of events for all you little green men lovers!!!

The St. Patty Lotto (Hosted by the city hall)

Buy tickets starting on Saturday at 6pm until Monday at 7pm est.
The winning number will be drawn at the Paxlair
meeting in PaxOku at 9pm est.

If you are unsure of where PaxOku is located go to www.paxlair.com
Also to see a map of the city. http://www.paxlair.com/mapfiles/paxokumap.htm

PaxOku News

2006 Olympic Story Writing Contest Books - Case #19
Gold - "The Trail of Taverns" by Zig Freedom
Silver - "The Black Hand" by Jhym
Bronze - "Ergnack and the Ostard" by Maltz
Honorable Mention - "Shadows of the Dragon" by Valrina
Honorable Mention - "To Save a Soul" by Envinyatar

2006 St. Patty's Day Festival Short Story Contest - Case #11
"Gold of the Rainbow" by Winfield, Old Man                                        
"An Irish Tale" by Viceroy Gareth

Other Added Books

"The PaxLair Times Volume 2:8" by PaxOku Historian - Case # 17
"The Adventures of Kelin 3" by Tatania Karthina - Case # 11
"Justine's Journal I" by Justine  De Fargo - Case # 11
"Justine's Journal II" by Justine De Fargo - Case # 11
"The Siren's Call Vol. I" by Absynthe & Connor - Case # 12
"The Siren's Call Vol. II" by Absynthe & Connor - Case # 12 
"The Challenge #1" by Heather - Case # 19
"The Challenge #2" by Heather - Case # 19
"The Beast" by Heather - Case # 19
"The Revenge Vol 1" by Lord Andrew - Case # 19
"The Revenge Vol 2" by Lord Andrew - Case # 19
"Inferno" by Lord Andrew - Case # 19
"Change" by Lord Andrew - Case # 19
"The Watcher" by Lord Andrew - Case # 19
"Enemies and Allies" by Lord Andrew - Case # 19
"Seeds" by Lord Andrew - Case # 19
"The Casting" by Lord Andrew - Case # 19
"Symptoms" by Lord Andrew - Case # 19
"The Beginnings Vol 1" by Lord Andrew - Case # 19
"The Beginnings Vol 2" by Lord Andrew - Case # 19
"The Darkness Vol 1" by Lord Andrew - Case # 19
"The Darkness Vol 2" by Lord Andrew - Case # 19

Now on sale at the Silent Rose Library's Book Stores!
"The Silent Rose" by Briana Amroli
"The Adventures of Kelin 1" by Tatania Karthina
"The Adventures of Kelin 2" by Tatania Karthina
"The Adventures of Kelin 3" by Tatania Karthina
"Justine's Journal I" by Justine De Fargo
"Justine's Journal II" by Justine De Fargo
"Gold of the Rainbow" by Winfield, Old Man
"An Irish Tale" by Viceroy Gareth

"The Lords of Endtimes" Translated by Lenora of Yew
"A Life of Pain" Translated by Lenora of Yew
"An Old Journal with the Empath Abbey Seal" Translated by Lenora of Yew
"Translation Notes" by Lenora of Yew
"Manuel of Wounds" by Lenora of Yew
"Cooking with Luigi II" by Lenora of Yew

The victim was pronounced dead at the scene by PaxOku healers, and as of this writing, no charges with the PaxLair Court were being filed against Viceroy Gareth who had pulled the trigger on the repeating crossbow which killed the younger Cross.

The PaxOku healers were also unable to resurrect Mr. Cross because of extensive loss of spiritual cohesion during the incident.  The victim was accidentally shot in the face while hunting golems in the northern forests by PaxOku Viceroy Gareth, and is thought to have died at the scene from extensive head trauma.

A spokesperson for the Lightenburg family issued a statement that includes an apology and well wishes to the Cross family from Viceroy Gareth.

DRAGONS WATCH OUTPOST, TRAMMEL - March 20, 2006

Mayor Winfield announced tonight that PaxLair City-wide meetings will now be held on Tuesdays at 9 PM ET.  This is to allow for more people to come and participate.

These meetings are open to everyone and rotate between PaxLair City (Felucca), PaxOku (Tokuno), DW Outpost (Trammel), and Port Baldmor (Trammel) in that order.  Runes are at the Tea House in PaxOku.  Watch the PaxLair Calendar for the announced next location.

Viceroys or their representatives will lead the meetings each week, depending on which city or town the meeting is held in.  The agenda for the meetings is: http://www.paxlair.com/site10/content/view/1991/617/  If a representative of that city/town does not appear to lead the meeting, then the meeting will immediately move to the next city/town on the list.

Viceroys are encouraged to offer events after the meeting, such as pub crawl, short adventure, or whatever is in the nature and interest of the city/town and attendees.

The Auction at the PaxRatOku Auction House is Cancelled for Thursday March 23, 2006 due to family matters.  The Auction will resume Thursday March 30 2006 at 9:00 pm Eastern.

PaxOku News

PaxOku meeting 3/26/06
Gareth, Tat, Elijah, Kayi, Oda, Lenora

A meeting was held at the BLT Sunday evening for the city of PaxOku.  A brain-storming session for ideas for the city.

PaxOku Citizenship crate at library

Need ad on stratics for playwrites

Plays - only schedule 2

PV / PxK tower - Possible PaxOku Inn - safe log out place for folks

Oda's House - 1st floor = meeting area for PV/PxK

Auction House - 1st floor = Crafters - all welcome, community based for Chessie...  crafter hangout like old Brit forge - possible over the counter store for craftables

Tea House - possible bagball field added after talking with Winfield

CBA - Chessie Bagball Association - tournament [season] - advertise on Stratics for guilds / groups to have official teams - entry fees,   fund raisers for winners prize fund - possible for Chessie Champions to play in a UO wide tourny?

The first PaxLair meeting in Port Baldmor was hosted by DAGR in Port Baldmor.  The "meeting hall" was set up on the Beach.  Mayor Winfield and the Viceroys, Deputy Viceroys, and citizens covered the usual material with some notable announcements.

Deputy Viceroy DutchessVanHorn of PaxLair City, Felucca, will be running an Easter Egg hunt later this month, the day after Easter (April 17, 2006). More details will come.

Port Baldmor has set up a Base Camp on Bald Isle, Felucca.

Port Baldmor is hosting a Regatta and Net Toss at the Spring Festival in Moonglow on Apr 29-30, 2006.

Ladies of the Lair Tavern will now be open at 8 PM ET on Tuesdays right before the PaxLair-wide weekly meetings, instead of on Sundays.

Tatania, Deputy Viceroy of PaxOku, announced the brainstorming meeting results in PaxOku (previously reported in the PaxLair News).

Viceroy Gareth of PaxOku declared an economic sanction on PaxLair City, Felucca due to the increase in Evil into that city.  The sanction prevents any imports from PaxLair City into PaxOku, and any exports from PaxOku to PaxLair City.  The sanction will remain in effect at least until Viceroy Gareth can meet with Viceroy Darius to discuss the matter.

After the meeting, Constable Holmes questioned Xavier Reed as ordered by Mayor Winfield last Thursday night at the PaxLair Court.  Xavier is not accused of anything, however there seems to be potential problems between Justine and Xavier.  Mayor Winfield issued a restraining order on Justine to remain away from Xavier until the Constable finds out more.

PAXLAIR NEWS

Last evening [Tuesday], Tatania Karthina was killed by a murderer of DmG while visiting Xavier Reed's PaxLair home. Pigeons were sent and friends from X and KoTR came charging in like a Calvary to assist Xavier battle the foes from DmG.

The first sight of Lance Ravenclaw [X] and Ylthallynon [X] tearing up the ground between PaxLair's Arena and Xavier's home sent William Wallace [Dmg] and Mephisto [DmG] running for cover to Mephisto's home directly behind Xavier's. Others joing in the battle from DmG were Simon MacLawlor [DmG], Lord Doc Holliday [DmG] and Sicke Danks [DmG].

The battle went back and forth for awhile until the friends of PaxLair triumphed, sending the members of DmG home for the evening.

A Special thank you to Xavier Reed [PaxO], Lance Ravenclaw [X], Ylthallynon [X] and Knightmare [KoTR] for defending PaxLair.

CHESAPEAKE NEWS

The Chesapeake Moonglow Zoo reached Tier 8 today on donations!  If you wish to see the animals in the zoo, you better hurry and visit as the cost of keeping the animals up is alarmingly high. At the time of this publication, the Zoo is already back to Tier 7.

The Zoo is located in Trammel Moonglow at 21o 54'N,  133o 15'W

for pictures of the animals in the Zoo,   please...

A spokesperson for the Cross family reported that the two proud parents were expecting a boy, due sometime next Autumn or early Winter.

Elijah Cross and Miss Kayi tied the knot last month, and have been happily married ever since.  This reporter suspects that Neo-abuse, rather than child-abuse will be prevalent in this parenthood!

Viceroy Lord Darius confronted Mayor Winfield outside the Twin Towers of PaxLair City late after the PaxLair-wide Meeting in Port Baldmor.  Darius was angry at the trade sanctions imposed on PaxLair City by the Viceroy of PaxOku, Gareth.

Darius said, "Mayor, on my Death you have my Loyalty.  But I protest against certain natures of the Community!  PaxOku has no right to stop the trade between our cities just because we have a few more evil people around.  What about the balance you keep talking about?! *eyes glow red* Balance of what?  Good and good?!  Mayor, you must step in. Force this Gareth to allow trade to flow. We have enough problems here with the wilting trees producing no fruit for the people. Of course I personally like a few deaths, but the citizens here would be in an uproar! End it now Mayor, or there will be problems!"

With that Lord Darius stormed back into his tower leaving Mayor Winfield alone by the Spring of Courage.

At the last PaxLair-wide meeting in Port Baldmor, Viceroy Gareth declared an economic sanction on PaxLair City, Felucca due to the increase in Evil into that city.  The sanction prevents any imports from PaxLair City into PaxOku, and any exports from PaxOku to PaxLair City.  The sanction will remain in effect at least until Viceroy Gareth can meet with Viceroy Darius to discuss the matter.