Proof of Elven Aggression |
Written by John Duke | |||
Friday, 27 April 2007 | |||
Klug da Stu Makr and Kar'nokz were on their way into Dragon's Watch to attempt to make a peaceful resolution with the Evil Elves and to "and to share knowledge and explore cultural differences through learning and understanding", until the Orcs caught wind of a stench, one that could only be emitted from decaying Orc bodies. They followed the smell and discovered a massacre of Orcish remains on top of one of the local establishments. Multiple Orcish helms and Orcish bones were scattered about the place as well as a whip, which may have been used in torture. The remains appeared to have been boiled and had all the meat removed, possibly for some sort of fiendish Elven dish, and the bones kept as trophies, with the helms as their crowns.
The Orcish helms were taken to the Malas Orc Cemetery so that they could be given a proper burial, in a place where their lives will be remembered, not spat upon. The Orcs were buried into the cemetery with the golden helm, the symbol of an Orcish Captain, being buried to the north. Each grave was then given 'shinies' as a final symbol of Orcish bravery. The two Orcs stood solemnly and saluted the innocently murdered Orcs. They vowed, on their graves, that the Elves would pay for their deaths. They then gathered their weapons and went to meet with Mayor Warboss Ga'kuct, to tell him of the news they had discovered. Ga'kuct was not informed as of the publishing of this article, but his vengeance will surely be swift and merciless. |