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Wud ib dis krap indeed |
Gak was out clompin red monsters that are living around the Orc fort.
Den Klug blah dat demz phynd shiniez agh buuk wid ebil skrybbulz.
Then Klug said he found some shiniez and a book of evil writing.
Da Skrybbulz wud suu ebil dat da mosid bubhosh ebil skrybbul reedirz kud reed deze ebil skrybbulz.
The book was set on fire
Da orkiez phynd uut dis buuk blah dat suumash ib peyin dese munstyrz tu clomp orkiez.The orcs found out dis buuk said someone was paying the monsters to kill the orcs.
Orkiez peepid deze shiniez befur, wen Krozziz minyunz wud leebin demz hut.
The Orcs had seen these bags of wonderous loot before, when Cross' minions were leaving Cross MacLeod's defence fortress
Dis makz Gak wundir... werz ib demz gid deze shiniez? Krozz ib puur lyk dyrt, wid ull demz shiniez dem gib.
This makes Gak wonder...Where is Cross Macleod's Defence Fortress getting their gold? Cross should be poor lyk dirt because all the gold he has already paid out.
