Due to the massive popularity of Warboss Ga'kuct, his eminence has decided to field five questions every Friday regarding anything and everything. You can ask questions by going to the PaxLair Message Boards located here.

Our questions this week are full of Elven hatred, the best type!

1) How many elves does it take to pack a packhorse?

1) Id tak nub ilidz tu pak ah pakruk. Gak clomp demz agh take demz shiniez.
(It takes no Elves to pack a packhorse, I kill them all and take their items) 

2) What do you have to say to your toughest critic (Cross MacLeod)?

2) Blah? Gak nub blah tu demz! Demz ebil humie, lat clomp demz, nub blah.
(Say? Gak has nothing to say to him. Cross is evil, and you must kill evil, not talk to them)

3) What are your immediate plans for PaxLair?

3) Gak wund tu mak Paxuzg ah beddur place. Kleen id upt a lyddul bid. Mak da humie smellie beddur, Agh remoob ull ad ebil ilidz agh uddir ryph-raph..
(Gak wants to make PaxLair a better place. Clean it up some. Make the humans smell better. And remove all the Elves and other Riff-Raff)

4) What are your thoughts on the recent dark wisp invasion?

4) Demz clomp mangee humiez agh dat ib guud. Bud ib demz clomp ash orkie, demz wylz bi clompid wid da myte ogh da Wargodz.
(The Dark Wisps kill a lot of humans, and that is good. But if they clomp one single orc, then they will be destroyed with the might of the Wargods!)

 
5) Why did you run the homeless out of PaxLair?

Simple, yet elegant. Thanks for your time Ga'kuct. Be sure to visit the PaxLair forums if you're interested in asking your own questions!