Public outcry has reached the desk of Mayor Ga’kuct as citizens declare his policies on the homeless “cruel and unusual.” Ga’kuct, in the recent week, had successfully removed the homeless from PaxLair through the administration of his “Nub Ryph-Raph Law” and the “Clomp de Hutlezz” plan. The resulting freedom of PaxLair from the homeless stench was met by foul ears as the citizens heard rumors of how cruel the punishments were bestowed upon the Homeless.

“Sure, they urinated on my walls, but I don’t feel as if they needed to be tortured the way they were” claimed Eli, who seeks to remain anonymous. “What the Orcs did to the homeless was horrific.”

The concerned citizens of PaxLair have demanded an official statement from Ga’kuct regarding his recent actions, and Ga’kuct has obliged with this official statement:

Translated from Orcish:

I have heard rumors that the homeless that the Orcs have ejected from PaxLair were mistreated, and many were later found murdered and I would like the Orcs’ names cleared here and now.

We [The Orcs] merely asked the homeless to never come to PaxLair, and reminded them that their shelter was gone and shall no longer return. Many refused our decision, and we accepted that. Many of those that refused were later found dead, some were beat to death.

Now, many did fall upon our weapons, but these were completely accidental deaths, and I am launching a full investigation into the matter. I will be organizing a committee which will look into this situation, and figure out the cause of death for every single Homeless person that has died.

In the preliminary investigations, we believe their deaths to be related to malnutrition and natural causes, and have found no evidence of foul play on the Orc’s part. But regardless of this I will pressure forward, and discover the true cause of deaths for all of the homeless.

                                                                                    -Ga’kuct, Warboss of PaxLair

I, for one, find these allegations appalling, and hope those who make such outrageous claims against the very peaceful Orcs pay for their slander.