A Nest of Leprechauns Uncovered! |
News 2007 - PaxLair City | ||
Written by John Duke | ||
Monday, 26 March 2007 | ||
The question has long been asked, "Where do all the Leprechauns go after St Patrick's Day?". Mayor Ga'kuct had long been suspicious that the Leprechauns were looking to unseat him as Mayor and sent out his best specialist for the task, me, John Duke. I looked high and low around PaxLair for any traces of Leprechauns, and it took many many minutes of searching before I found my first taste of Leprechaun.
When I returned to Ga'kuct with my full report, and expectations of being treated like a welcomed hero, I was very sad to find out he had asked me to find a nest of pecans, not a nest of leprechauns. Well, my investigation might of been for naught, but at least the secret was finally revealed. |