The War God Blesses the Orcs With More Gifts! |
Written by John Duke | |||||
Thursday, 15 February 2007 | |||||
More great news breaks from PaxLair, and it is my distinct honor, as the slave to the Orcs, to announce with enthusiasm, that new establishments have been claimed for by the Orcs! First,
the War God claimed the homeless shelter; an abandoned building long abused by
the citizens of PaxLair, and gave it to the Orcs. The building was reinforced
with the strongest Orcish designs and latest Orcish engineering and designated
as
Later
that same day, the War God bestowed another gift upon the Orcs, as they claimed
a collapsed building next to the Ladies of the Lair and designated it as their
new
The very next day, another gift was bestowed upon the Orcs as the SS Gristle, appeared from the sky upon the lands of PaxLair, far to the north, in the bottle neck created by the trees. The landlocked ship is the Orcs’ center for strategy and loot holding as they honor the War God with all of their gifts.
And
tonight, the night of February 14th, 2007, the War God gave to the Orcs another gift, as they
were given the long under construction Troubadour Hall and designated it as
When
I asked the Warboss Ga’kuct if the poison which had leaked from the PaxLair
gardens and nearly destroyed the fragile orcish ruins had anything to do with
the new Orcish establishments, he out right denied any speculation: (translated
to English) “The War God gave us [the Orcs] the strength to claim these
buildings as our own. The humans did not use, or appreciate this land, so the
Orcs will take anything that is not protected. The poison which was spread by
the humans has harmed us as well, as it nearly destroyed the last of the ruins
which marked the former
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