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The shape of things to come? |
April 1st, 2006
Congratulations are in order this morning to Mrs. Kayi Cross, the wife of former Minister of Defense Elijah Cross who reported earlier in the evening that she was "expecting" a child.
A spokesperson for the Cross family reported that the two proud parents were expecting a boy, due sometime next Autumn or early Winter.
Elijah Cross and Miss Kayi tied the knot last month, and have been happily married ever since. This reporter suspects that Neo-abuse, rather than child-abuse will be prevalent in this parenthood!