Beware of Small Birds Bearing Gifts
Written by Neo Of Lothlore   
Friday, 23 September 2005

Imposter Birds

PAXOKU, TOKUNO — rumors flying around PaxLair suggest that birds of a feather steal together!  Residents of PaxLair's subordinate city PaxOku have been, in the last fourty-eight hours, reporting cases of theft of various items to the city's authorities.  According to the reports, parrots have been seen making off with valuables and depositing them at the city's treasury vault!

Spokesperson on-leave for the Vault, Juanita Duke (the sister of the once infamous dart player John Duke and brother to mob kingpin Johnny Duka) said in a quick interview this afternoon that the parrots have been making random drops of goods for the last two days at the Vault.  She also explained that this may have something to do with an evil plot by bird-mafia leader Winflyed.

City authorities have also responded to reports about the winged foes answering to the names of several government officials, saying that the imposters will be cornered and stripped of their feathers at the next opportunity!

But is there any real stopping these bird-brains, or will they just take to the skies and continue to prey on the innocent yet wealthy folk of Oku?

Such fowl behaviour must be stopped!