John Duke Knight of Jupiter |
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Written by John Duke
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Tuesday, 24 May 2005 |
Jupiter! | Mayor
Winfield recently inducted that Terrific Treasurer, John Duke, as the
Knight of Jupiter. The long desolate and undiscovered planet will soon
have a visitor, as the Knight of Jupiter, John Duke, ships off to
discover what mysteries lie within the planets cold and unforgiving
atmosphere.
It is believed by many to be a fools adventure, since
the planet is believed to consist almost completely of liquid Hydrogen
and the Knight will simply sink to his demise, but John Duke dismissed
these rumors as "Poppy Koff". "The planet is simply one large ball of
yarn, and I intend to prove that" he stated. "Once I land there, I plan
on harvesting all of the yarn which will drive PaxLair's Economy", he
went on to say.
If successful, John Duke will generate enough
income to give jobs to all persons in PaxLair as well as pay all past
dues and debts, but there is a catch: he doesn't have any way to get to
the foreign planet. "Getting there isn't a problem" he said, "I could
go there anytime I want, I just don't feel like it at the moment". So
the mission has been grounded until such time that John Duke "feels
like it."
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