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Mysterious Illness Afflicts Our Minister of Knowledge |
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Written by John Duke
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Monday, 04 April 2005 |
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Neo suffering from
the mystery disease
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A mysterious disease unknown
to the lands of Sosaria has afflicted the Minister of Knowledge for
PaxLair. He came down with the disease shortly after the PaxLair
meeting where the cause of it is being traced back from.
The symptons of the disease include the growth of white bushy
beards, discoloration of spell books, the sprouting of yellow hair, and
the victim drawing S's on their clothing. The only known victim, Neo of
Lothlore, was treated by that valiant hero John Duke, saving him from
possible near death and absolute humiliation,
The cause of the disease is still unknown, but is currently being
investigated by John Duke as he researches every possible bacteria with
his microscopic eyes. "I have no current leads" he said "but no stone
will go unturned". When asked of how he was able to cure it so quickly,
he clammed up and refused to answer anymore questions. Begging the
question, is he really so valiant after all?
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