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PaxOku Sheriff Announces PaxOku Decree, July 10, 2007 Print
Written by Winfield_Pax   
Sunday, 05 August 2007

The following was stated at the July 10, 2007 PaxLair Weekly Meeting held at the Lakeshire Dock House in Ilsnenar.

First is a summary of statements made (with some lines re-ordered since multiple conversations take place), then the entire transcript of this segment of the meeting.  This transcript shows Sheriff CaT stating the PaxOku Decree to ban paladins from PaxOku.  It also shows Mayor Gareth's questionable state of mind at the meeting.

SUMMARY:

CaT: Excuse me, I have an announcement.
Winfield: Aye?
CaT: Regarding PaxOku, as newly appointed Sheriff of PaxOku by our wonderful Mayor, it is hereby declared the town of Paxoku is off limits to Paladins *smiles evily*
Winfield: Interesting.
Gareth: Yes, yes, it must stop to dark in the well.
Winfield: Why?
Cross MacLeod: I dont go there anyway.
CaT: Just ask the Mayor
CaT: Mayor Gareth, is this not true?
Gareth: Yes it must be!
CaT: As you see, I am just enforcing the Mayors wishes
Winfield: Very well. I will not complain. It is a city run by the Mayor.
CaT: Very well.
Winfield: Just don't unbalance the statehood, then I care a great deal.
CaT: Wouldnt think of it, Governor
CaT: Thank you for your time
Gareth: Yes! balance...dark in...the rock of well.

Traviata Reed: So, Lord Monk cannot walk on Monk's Crossing road?
Phoenix: we are no longer welcome NANOC?
Cross MacLeod: Oh Sure...a No Paladins Policy is OK, But not a No Orcs Policy.
Winfield: Cross has a point.
Winfield: Yet the mayor in PaxLair City is an orc. Hmm.
Cross MacLeod: I Know where you stand Winfield.
NANOC: let them try and stop us, we go where and when we want, we are paladins
Winfield: I respect the decisions of the mayors.
Winmere: We cannot have these contests of wills...
Bozydar: i think Mayor Gareth under a spell
Katherine: Or worse
Monk: *thinks on what Gareth just said*
Phoenix: *nods*
Winfield: If there are contestations, bring them to the Mayors affected, or me.
Kerrs Holley: paladins are no match for cannons, paxoku has plenty cannons
NANOC: we can duck, them fat cannon ball
CaT: Paxoku is not without defenses
Gareth: aim the well!


FULL MEETING TRANSCRIPT (Relevant Portion Only)

CaT: Excuse me
Kerrs Holley: *hic*
Winfield: Anyone else from PaxLair City?
CaT: I have an announcement
Winfield: Aye?
Bozydar: hmmm orc's
Bozydar: tastes like ckicken
CaT: Regarding PaxOku
Kerrs Holley: thats what they say about oomies
CaT: As newly appointed Sherrif of PaxOku
CaT: By our wonderful Mayer
Kerrs Holley: *hic*
CaT: It is hereby decalred
Winmere: Sherrif?
CaT: declared
CaT: The town of Paxoku is off limits to Paladins
Kerrs Holley: *hic*
CaT: *smiles evily*
Winmere: *wonders how many ales the Sherrrrif had?*
Winfield: Interesting.
Kerrs Holley: *hic*
Cross MacLeod: *shrugs*
Winmere: *frowns*
Gareth: Yes, yes, it must stop to dark in the well.
Katherine: *sighs deeply*
Winfield: Why?
Darth Oni: all dead?
Cross MacLeod: I dont go there anyway.
CaT: Just ask the Mayor
Kerrs Holley: *hic*
Marshall Hood: They are a rowdy bunch...
CaT: Mayor Gareth
Kenos: hmph...another mondain sympathizer
CaT: Is this not true?
Winmere: They are welcome at the Garden House.
Kerrs Holley: *hic*
Gareth: Yes it must be!
Traviata Reed: So, Lord Monk cannot walk on Monk's Crossing road?
Kerrs Holley: *hic*
CaT: As you see
Kerrs Holley: *hic*
Lenora: *tosses a rolled bandage at*
CaT: I am just enforcing the Mayors wishes
Traviata Reed: very interesting....
Lenora: *Gareth's head*
Winfield: Very well. I will not complain. It is a city run by the Mayor.
Phoenix: hmm
CaT: Very well.
Phoenix: we are no longer welcome NANOC?
CaT: Thank you for your time
Winfield: Just don't unbalance the statehood, then I care a great deal.
Winmere: *grumbles*
CaT: hehe
Cross MacLeod: Oh Sure...a No Paladins Policy is OK, But not a No Orcs Policy.
Gareth: Yes! balance...dark in...the rock of well.
Traviata Reed: :laughs
CaT: Wouldnt think of it
Lenora: *nods*
Winfield: Cross has a point.
CaT: Governor
NANOC: let them try and stop us, we go where and when we want
NANOC: we are paladins
Winfield: Yet the mayor in PaxLair City is an orc. Hmm.
Cross MacLeod: I Know where you stand Winfield.
Winfield: I respect the decisions of the mayors.
Winmere: We cannot have these contests of wills...
Bozydar: i think Mayor Gareth under a spell
Katherine: Or worse
Monk: *thinks on what Gareth just said*
Phoenix: *nods*
Winfield: If there are contestations, bring them to the Mayors affected, or me.
Kerrs Holley: paladins are no match for cannons
Kerrs Holley: paxoku has plenty cannons
NANOC: we can duck
NANOC: them fat cannon ball
Darth Oni: lol
CaT: Paxoku is not without defenses
Gareth: aim the well!

****************************

ADDITIONAL RELEVANT DIALOGUE

[Mayor Gareth enters]

Phoenix: Greetings Mayor Gareth
Darth Oni: hail gareth
Gareth: hail

[PaxOku Report is called to the floor]

Winfield: Next we have PaxOku.
Winfield: Please welcome Mayor Gareth
NANOC: :P
Lenora: *claps*
Kerrs Holley: *hic*
Katherine: *claps*
Bozydar: Oh God the Blabber Mouth
Winmere: Whoohooo!
Kerrs Holley: *hic*
NANOC: Thank you Lord Gareth
Gareth: I wanted...
NANOC: :)
Phoenix: *pats Nanoc's hand*
Kerrs Holley: *hic*
Gareth: umm I
Kerrs Holley: *hic*
Gareth: I...
Lenora: *frowns*
Gareth: I dont remember.
NANOC: *nice an warm too(
Darth Oni: ...
Marshall Hood: *cheer*
Bozydar: all kill
Kerrs Holley: *hic*
Gareth: I cant seem to remember...
Kerrs Holley: *hic*
Winfield: Really?
NANOC: hmmm
Phoenix: hmm
Phoenix: the book of Wrong must be taking his memory
Cross MacLeod: Not Only Does Winfield Make an Orc a Mayor But also a Absent Minded Fool.
NANOC: you look peekid
Gareth: So then I guess nothing to report.
Winmere: Let me refresh your memory...
Phoenix: Do you still have the book Gareth?
Winmere: Kal Vas Flam - Flame Strike
Winfield: Monk, examine Gareth for any sign of evil please, as you are the True Knight of PaxLair.
CaT: *smiles evilly*
Lenora: Governor, if I may, perhaps Mayor Gareth has overworked himself. He could use an assistant.
Kenos: *smirks at the paladins comments*
Monk: *looks at Gareth*
CaT: Bah he is fine
CaT: Leave him be
Monk: Extermo Vomica - Remove Curse
Kerrs Holley: what the hell happen to the ale
Winmere: He just needs a few lightning bolts to his backside.
NANOC: He looks like hell, did he come back from the dead
Winfield: Anything?
Darth Oni: heheh
Kerrs Holley: *hic*
NANOC: or something
Kerrs Holley: *hic*
Monk: Gareth?  Feeling any different?
Phoenix: Where is the book Gareth?
Gareth: The rocks are deeper on the other side of the grass.
Angus: he looks a little blue
Katherine: *shakes her head*
Lenora: *blinks confusedly*
Winmere: That hair has got to go!
CaT: *smirks*
NANOC: uh oh
Marshall Hood: That is true...
Winmere: *blinded*
Phoenix: We warned him of holding the book
Bozydar: all kill
Gareth: may i sit now?
Kenos: *whispers to Cross*  I like the way you think paladin.  We should speak sometime.
Bozydar: all kill
NANOC: yes we did
Winfield: That is up to Knight Monk.
Angus: was it book or holding something else
Cross MacLeod: Looks Like PaxOku Needs a New Mayor...Might want to replace the Orc too.
Kerrs Holley: OR!
CaT: *coughs foul beast*
Monk: Go ahead and sit, Mayor
Kerrs Holley: have two orc mayors
Kerrs Holley: *grins*
Kerrs Holley: *hic*
Winmere: *looks worried*
Winfield: Thank you Mayor Gareth, and Knight Monk.
NANOC: Katherine
Xavier Reed: Hrm
NANOC: he is not right
Katherine: Aye, NANOC?
Kerrs Holley: everyone can use some horse leg stew
Katherine: *nods*
NANOC: is it the book?
Katherine: My sister did try to warn him...
Katherine: It may well be
Monk: Possibly some sort of curse Governor
Winfield: Next is PaxLair City.
Phoenix: *nods*
NANOC: ahh
Winfield: *nods to Monk*
Kerrs Holley: *hic*
Monk: A very powerful one, if I'm right


[other statements by Mayor Gareth at the PaxLair meeting]

Gareth: The island faded into the mist!

[refering to violence in streets of Guardians Gate, as mentioned by Angus]
Gareth: The violence runs deep.

Gareth: yes the fish do jump and slide down!

Winfield: Anyone else with news or announcements?
Gareth: Yes! yes! it all leads down and down the well and then reverses within then back up and down!
 

 
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