Mayor Warboss Ga'kuct has returned once more, with five letters hand picked from his multiple packhorse loads of fan-mail. This week he tries to re-assert his policies on the Elves as well as offer some good fishing tips. Enjoy!

1)Were you surprised by the Elves reaction to your comments?
-Nub reli, Ilidz ib alweyz lyk dat. Demz nub gruk wud Gak wuz blahin, juzid wud demz gruk Gak blah. Nub Gakz phult demz nub cin gruk wud Gak meenz tu blah. Demz shud bi clompid juzid bekuz ogh demz.
(Not really, the Elves are always like that. They dont know what Gak was talking about, just what Gak said. It isn't Gak's fault that they don't know what Gak means to say. They should be killed just because of that.)

2)"You claimed to have searched the sewers, yet my sources say there are homeless in there, how thoroughly did you search?"
-Gak gu duwn dere, agh Gak nub kud smellie humies. bud Gak dib phynd werz da ebil humiez wud poysonin da uzgz.
(Gak went down there, and Gak couldnt smell any humans. But Gak did find where the evil humans would poison the land.)

3)Did you have your eye on any humans in PaxLair you would spare to become orcish slave?
-Nub. Dat ib kuz Duke snaga nub wund angee uddir snagaz. Duke snaga bytez.
(No. Because John Duke Slave would not want any other slaves. John Duke slave bites.

4)What's the one thing you would like to say to King Oberon?
-Latz shu ib nub tyed.
-Den poynt agh laff wen dey peep ad demz shuz.
("Your shoes not tied." Then point and luagh when he looks at his shoe.)

5)On Klug' recent recipe entry, it entails that the remainder of an Elven corpse could be discarded, Winfield was curious whether he could use it as fish bait?
-Gak nub sur ib fyzh lyk Ilidz. Bud ib demz du, demz prublee lob fyngerz da mozid. Tak dis.
    *handz frezhlee harbested bag ogh Ilid fyngerz*
-En dis lagl, lat shud prugh plendee ogh Ilid fyngerz fur fyzhin. Deze Ilidz prugh Ash'dub fyngirz, su Gak prugh plendee.
(Gak isn't sure if fish like Elves. But if they do, then they probably like the fingers the most. Take this.)
 *hands freshly harvested bag of Elf fingers*
(In this bag, you should have plenty of Elf fingers for fishing. These Elves have 10 fingers each, so Gak has plenty)

Thanks again for your time Mayor Warboss Ga'kuct. You can submit your own questions to be answered by going to the thread located here.