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CBA - Bagball
Paladins the Cause of Pollution? Print
Written by John Duke   
Thursday, 12 April 2007

Before The Paladins / After The Paladins

The Orcs have long been concerned with the land, which was taken from them, known as PaxLair. The land they loved and cherished, the one which is abused by its inhabitants. It was under this premise that Ga’kuct formed an exploratory committee to seek out what source had caused such degradation to the area as to cause all the trees to die and the plants to wilt into nothing. With the aide of his top botanical researchers, Mayor Warboss Ga’kuct has released his final report regarding the environment of the area and summarized it into one phrase, “The Paladins Did It.”

After extensive research Mayor Warboss Ga'kuct has, what he believes to be, conclusive evidence that the pollution created by the paladins spells has caused horrific adverse effects to the surrounding flora and fauna. The spells seem to expel a waste product, unknown at this time, which attaches to plants like a leech, much like the paladins to an artifact, and drains their life until they are no more.

With these findings, Mayor Warboss Ga'kuct has new laws pending which will ban all Paladin spells in and around the PaxLair City area, in hopes of protecting the environment for future generations.

"Demz prugh ebil mojoka!" stated Mayor Warboss Ga’kuct at the press conference held in the Orcish fort, "Demz blah 'HooHaa' agh suum shrubz gid clompid. Dis ib bekuz da humiez ib blah id rong. Demz shub blah HooWAH, bud demz nub bubhosh, su demz nub cin blah ryte."

With any luck, the newly created "Protect our Environment: Kill the Paladins" law will pass and the land of PaxLair City will once more flourish with nature’s bounty.

 
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