Warboss Mayor Ga'kuct has 5 more questions ready for answering. This week's questions focus on the invasion occurring on the border of PaxLair, and maintains a strong resistance to the long standing (IGM)Orc Fort. It also contains warnings to those that try to fool the orcs in April, and to those who seek to be their enemies.

Enjoy!

1) How is the War with the Ants going?

-Purdee guud. Demz brufz wud loozin, den demz kallid en mangee karn kreeturz. Ogh kurze, da orkiez sabbid da Orkie Furt, Paxuzg.    agh eberibudee dat lib arund dere.  

(Pretty good. The Solen(ants) were losing, then they called many Red Creatures. Of course the orcs saved the Orc Fort in PaxLair, and everyone that lives around the area)

2) Who or What do you believe is really behind the various creatures trying to take the fort

-Krozz humie. Demz wud laffin...ebil laff...wen Gak blah abud Karn munstyrz takin ober da orkie furt. Gak grukz dat demz gruk muur den demz blah. Demz nub gruk dat Gak gruk dat demz gruk wud ib habbinin, bud Gak grukz beddur den demz gruk, peep?

(Cross MacLeod. He was laughing, an evil laugh, when Gak talked about the red beings taking over the Orc Fort. Gak knows that he knows more then he claims. He knows that Gak knows that he knows what is happening, but Gak knows better than he knows, you see?)

3) How is "Keep Paxlair Clean: War on the Homeless" coming along?

-Demz ib guin ukee. Demz wylz nub muur enfezid Paxuzg lyk brufz agh Ilidz prugh befur. Gak neebz tu mak rulz abud uddirz helbin da hutlezz. Mabee demz shud gid clompid tuu. Gak furm ah ko-myd-dee tu peep en tu id.

(It's going okay. They (the Homeless) will no long infect PaxLair like the Solen and the Elves have before. Gak needs to make rules about other citizens helping the homeless as well. Maybe they should get beaten (or killed) along with the homeless. Gak will form a committe to look into it.)

4) What does the new city seal represent?

-Bubhoshnezz, lob, agh tu-ged-dir-nezz. Agh demz ebil...en a newtril wey.

([It represents] Greatness, love, and togetherness. It's also evil, in a neutral way.)

5) What was your initial reaction to Neo of Lothlore's fallen tower post?

-When Gak peepid da pykdur, Gak gruk dat suumdey da humiez wud looze ash ogh demz byg hutz. Gak gruk dat dis mak ruum fur muur orkie hutz doh! Wen Gak peepid da hut Gak gruk dat Neeoh humiez uz ebil mojo tu mak demz hut dyzapeep agh den reeahpeep.

(When Gak saw the picture, Gak knew that some day the humans would lose one of the main towers. Gak knew that this would make room for more orc huts as well! When Gak saw the hut, Gak knew that Neo of Lothlore used some sort of evil magic to make it disappear and reappear.)

Thanks for your time Mayor Warboss Ga'kuct! Be sure to ask your own questions by visiting the PaxLair Forums.