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A Nest of Leprechauns Uncovered! |
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News 2007 -
PaxLair City
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Written by John Duke
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Monday, 26 March 2007 |
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The question has long been asked, "Where do all the Leprechauns go after St Patrick's Day?". Mayor Ga'kuct had long been suspicious that the Leprechauns were looking to unseat him as Mayor and sent out his best specialist for the task, me, John Duke. I looked high and low around PaxLair for any traces of Leprechauns, and it took many many minutes of searching before I found my first taste of Leprechaun.
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A hideous Leprechaun-like creature
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I found a very peculiar patch of clovers, upon further investigation it
was discovered that all of these clovers were in fact four leafed
clovers. The clovers seemed to form a trail which lead to an area that
seemed to have been dug up recently. When I began to approach this area
a hideous creature appeared behind the tree. I dirtied my best pair of
pants upon seeing him, and was barely able to snap this image before I
ran away crying.
When I returned to Ga'kuct with my full report, and expectations of being treated like a welcomed hero, I was very sad to find out he had asked me to find a nest of pecans, not a nest of leprechauns.
Well, my investigation might of been for naught, but at least the secret was finally revealed.
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