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The Orcs meet the Homeless
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Recent population census declares PaxLair free of homeless
and poor persons! Since Ga’kuct’s meteoric rise to Mayor of PaxLair City, the
town once besieged with crowds of homeless and hobos has been successfully
relocated to a much more suitable location. Ga’kuct’s plan, called “Clomp da
Hutlezz†or loosely translated “Relocate the Less Fortunate†has successfully cleaned
PaxLair of all the homeless. What masterful plan was devised to create such
astounding results? Simple, eliminate them!
The last week the Orcs had been removing, forcefully, all of
the homeless from PaxLair. The first, and last warning, to the less fortunate
was in the forceful take over of the former Homeless Shelter, located on the
main road of
PaxLair
City.
Throughout the week, the Orcs have sought out and destroyed all those whom
decided to linger. And on
Saturday,
March 24th, 2007, the Orcs located the last of the hold
outs.
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The very clearly aggressive homeless
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The last two were found camping to the East of Eli’s Wood
Shoppe. Eli had sent a formal complaint to Mayor Ga’kuct regarding urine on his
walls, his food constantly being stolen, and the mysterious disappearance of
wood, which was later being discovered to be used as a bon fire. Upon
investigation by one of Ga’kuct’s mayoral assistants, it was discovered that
two homeless citizens had established a camp in the nearby woods. Ga’kuct,
being the honorable, and ingenious leader he is, invited fellow Orc Te’kug to
kindly ask the homeless to leave.
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The destroyed homeless camp
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The Orcs approached the homeless, whom, by the pictures you
can clearly see, were very aggressive to the passive Orcs. After multiple
requests, one or two, for the homeless to leave the mayor Ga’kuct then made a
mayoral decree, that being homeless is punishable by death. After having a
seconding vote from Te’kug, the law was enacted and passed as the “Nub
Ryph-Raph Law†(No Riff-Raff Law), and the Orcs eliminated the homeless threat
from PaxLair.
The Orcs continued their passive ways as the homeless fell
on to their blades, and then died mysterious deaths. The Orcs then destroyed
the remnants of the camp and declared PaxLair to be finally free of the stench
of the homeless.
A great new dawn is shining on PaxLair, as the Orcs pursue a
utopian PaxLair, one which had never been envisioned!
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