PAXLAIR - June 12, 1999 - Kut'tak

Ug!

Mi orkie prom da Olag Hai Clan (ORC).
Dis ib wat mi saw last night:

Mi wab resting jus outside da town on da island ub Nujel'm.
(Mi ib a Pirut Urk. Dat where mi lub tu gu when mi nub clompin')
Den mi heard dis humie yell "Der ib Shardies taaking Trinsic West Gate"
So mi jump in mi boat agh sail tu Trinsic.

Mi git der, agh der wab sum glowing mojo orcs clomping sum humies.
Mi hab tu think ober and ober befor mi decided tu taak dem.
Mi clomp dem agh walked tu da town gate. Der, mi saw dis guld Shardie runnin'.
Mi thought him wab a Shardie. Mi ask him ib he was Olag Hai (like mi) or Shardie. (Shardies da clan us agh da humies usaully clomp ebry day)

Him say him fite por all orcs. So mi help him. Der wab about 30 humies
chasin after him.
He ran prom da Trinsic Gate tu da humie shrine ub spiritulty.
Him say him needed tu rest.

When us git der, der wab two dragons taakin' ebry humie.
Dey use fire prom da sky agh da purple 'mental. Humies git clomped ebrywhere.

Den da humies 'membered how tu get raised at da shrine.
(Humies really dum sumtimes)

Den dey all came bak agh taak'd da dragons agin'.
Mi shout Olag Hai Baddul kry agh taak'd wid ebry bit ub strength mi hab.

Da dragon hurt mi bad.
Mi told him: "Mi nub hurt bad, lat wab bad wid wepon!"
Den mi taakd sum more.

Mi almost died, den dis humie in blak healed mi.
(Dankie humie! mi wab running tu fast tu see whu lat wab)

Mi fite right next tu Gribbish.
Wid da help ub sum ub da brave humies, us clomped both dragons.
Den Gribbish wab hurt tuu bad.

Mi tried ober agh ober tu heal him but it did nub wurk.
Him tell da humies tu respect orks. (Dey neber lissen).
Den him git clomped.

Gribbish did sumthing wiird when him git clomped doh....
Him turn intu da Wargod (it luuked liked da guld gargoyl) agh him laughed at all da humies. Den him vanish.

It wab sad. Gribbish did nub git clomped in baddul.
Dats bad por Orkies.

All da humies den started gitting angry agh mad at each udder agh ebryash left. Mi stayed tu build temprary shrine por da Wargod.
Mi made it out ub fish agh torches. Den mi put mi shinies in da middul ub it.

Den next ting mi see, der ib shinies agh rejins falling prom da sky.
Mi picked up 1500 shinies agh put dem in da shrine tu Wargod.

Mi nub know why dis happen.

Gribbish say "respect orks", "fite por ork lands".
Mi nub know wat dis means por humies.

(Mi think maybe dis hab sumthing tu du wid Paxland Mayor Humie Winfield.)
Him ib expandin' Paxlair intu da orkie territory. Nub sure.)

Afder duing orkie tribal dance agh victory cheer around da shrine mi made, mi went home.

Ib lat wuld like tu hear more, luuk por mi on da high seas or in da Paxlands.

Beware humies. Der sumthing nub guud gunna habben.