[Translation:  Tonight, some of the Orcs had an interesting encounter with an orcish spirit from a long time ago.  It all started with a map from a book about the orcs.  The Shaman was given the map, and told the orcs they must find the place, a secret orc place named the Shrine of Ghigneh.  After looking a little while, something funny happened to Gurukk's eyes.  Gurukk thought he saw something, then it was gone.  Then there it was, an orcish spirit.]



Gur nub sur wud demz blahid, bud Shaman kin blah tuu ghostiez. Demz blah tuu Orkiez abud gred mojo dat humiez nub kin hab, bud Orkiez kin. Demz nedz tuu gid tuu Urkuzg bud nub kin leeb da shryn widut mojo lenturn. Blahid dat Orkiez neeb tuu guu tuu Deemun teempul agh clomp ash deemun fur eecd Ork dere ad tribude agh fynd lenturn, suu uff tuu teempul. Deemunz muzt ogh gruk dat Orkiez wud en da wey cuz demz wud wedin ad entrunz.

[Translation:  Gurukk wasn't sure what the spirit said, but the Shaman can talk to ghosts.  The spirit spoke to the orcs about a great Magik that humans can not have, but orcs can.  They need take the spirit to Urkuzg ("orc land", the meadow PaxLair stands in), but they can not take the spirit to Urkugz without first bringing a Magic Lantern to the Shrine  .  The spirit said the orcs need to go to the Daemon Temple and kill one daemon for each orc there,  and make an offering to find the Lantern, so off they went to the Daemon Temple.  The daemons must have known the orcs were coming, because one was waiting at the entrance....



Guud tyng Orkiez clomp beddur den Deemunz. Demz nub kin tek wud Orkiez hab tuu gib. Liddul ogh dis agh dat agh dis agh dat agh Deemunz wud clompid. Orkiez unglee neeb tuu clomp ash fur eecd ogh demz dere, bud clompid dub eecd, mabee mur!!! HOOWAH!

[Translation:  It's a good thing orcs fight better than daemons.  They can't take what orcs have to give.  Little of this and that and this and that and the daemon's were killed.  The orcs only needed to kill one for each orc, but killed two, three, maybe more!!!  HOOWAH!]



Fund lenturn tuu, suu bek tuu da spirid tuu tek dem bek tuu Urkuzg agh fynd wud demz neeb tuu blah tuu Orkiez.

[Translation:  ...Found a lantern, too, so back to the orcish spirit to take him back to Urkuzg and find out what he needs to tell the orcs.]



Spirid blahid funee mojo wurdz agh guu en da lenturn. Gur gruk Gurz peepirz wud pleyung ebil trekz. Den guu bek tuu Urkuzg. Wen orkiez gid bek dere shaman hurd funee sund. Ed gid luudur ad wez gid cluuzur tuu uld Ork Hut. Den shaman nub kin tek id agh pud lenturn en fluur. Gurz peepirz gid funee agin agh spirid wud dere.

[Translation:  The orcish spirit spoke funny magik words and disappeared into the lantern.  Gurukk thought Gurukk's eyes were playing evil tricks.  The orcs travelled back to Urkuzg.  When they arrived there, they heard a funny sound.  It grew louder, as they got  closer to the old orc ruins.  The noise grew so loud they couldn't take it any more, so they put the lantern on the ground.  Gurukk's eyes got funny again and suddenly the orcish spirit appeared.]



Demz wud nub hepee tuu peep Urkuzg. Uzg coburd en humie hutz agh nuffin bud Orkie rueenz dere. Spirid gid med. Demz blah tuu Orkiez dat Urkuzg ib mend fur da Ork agh da humie nub hab ryt dere. Blahid dat dere wud a mezk dat wud gib da uzg bek tuu Ork agh mek humiez leeb ur bi snagaz tuu Orkiez. Gur blahid OOO den Hoowah!

[Translation:  The orcish spirit was not happy to see Urkuzg.  Orcish land covered in human houses, and nothing but orc ruins there.  The orcish spirit grew angry.  The orcish spirit told the orcs that Urkuzg is meant for the orcs and that humans have no right to be there.  The orcish spirit said there was a Mask that would give the land back to the orcs and make humans either leave, or become  slaves to the orcs.  Gurukk yelled "OOO", then "Hoowah!".]



Wargodz blahid dat spirid hab tuu leeb befur spirid blahid abud wurz da mezk wud agh huw tuu uz Orkie mojo. Gur blah dat Orkiez neeb tuu gid tuugeddur agh fynd deze agh tek bek Urkuzg! Dis uzg nub fur humiez, nub fur tu-hedz, nub fur big-ugliez. Dis uzg fur ORK!!! Tym tuu mek humiez gruk dat demz nub wulkum ere agh dat ib demz nub gib bek wud ib da Orkz den demz wul gid clompid agh gid clompid agh gid clompid agh da Orkz wul tek wud ib derz.

[Translation:  The Gods called the orcish spirit away, before it could tell about where the Mask could be found, and how to use Orc Magik.  Gurukk said, "We must unite and find the Mask and take back Urkuzg!  This land is not for humans, not for ettins, not for trolls.  This land is for ORCS!!!  Time to make humans understand that they are not welcome here, and if they don't give back what belongs to the Orcs, they will get killed and killed and killed, and Orcs will take what is theirs."]




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Gurukk, Karn Warbozz ogh da Kaar Barashalu
[Garukk, Red War Boss of the Kaar Barashalu Orc Clan]