Look, Pax got another blessing. Hey, wait a min...   

Just added today, PaxLair has the honor of having a small plaster house added in next to their guardian in front of Luigi's Pizzeria and Bakery. No information as to where the house came from is out yet. If you look at the picture a little closer, one will notice that in the construction of the house, some benches were destroyed. Many people flocked to the garden to take a look at the house. TB, PxL, Orc, the list of guilds go on. The house has already proved to be a popular tourist attraction, and it hasn't even been a day since it was built.

I did manage to get a slight image of the culprit, err, the owner of the house. He was on a dark brown horse, wearing all white clothes, and long blue hair. Before I could confront him yelling obscenities in his face, err, ah, I mean welcome him to the City of PaxLair, he fell asleep on his steps and disappeared. (Because I switched off "show incoming names" last night, and forgot to put it back on, his name still remains unknown. *grumbles*)

When one goes travelling inside this new-found-fashion, they will notice a nice collection of runes placed on the floor. Yes, this does mean the house is public. So perhaps the reason for this house being placed, was a gesture of good will, giving the people of PaxLair yet ANOTHER small rune collection.

So who is the placer of this house? Will Anabelle and Seifer ever get their garden benches back? What will become of the house and the placer's time in this realm when the gods receive all the rantings on this subject? Perhaps, these questions are best going unanswered, or perhaps, the people of PaxLair will show their appreciation for this house by tearing it down with swaying pitchforks. One will never know.

Counselor Icefire eventually showed up to the situation. Tamer Panzy paged him, for some odd reason, he was overly concerned about the house. Everyone kept telling him the house was illegally placed, and it'd be deleted. He kept stating otherwise.

"The house placement rules say nothing about being 5 steps from a drop. Nor [do they say it has to be] one step from a drop off in land, on the side and the steps. Only needs to be 5 spaces from the things in front of it, doesn't matter about the rest." Tamer Panzy said.

I tried telling Tamer that the house was in the middle of town, and something would probably be done about it. There have been houses placed in irregular spots in PaxLair, which eventually got removed. Furthermore, this sign is right outside of the PaxLair Survival Shop. Yes, it is true that the sign is a considerable way from this new house, but I guess we'll find out if that really matters.

It was starting to get late, and many people flocked to see PaxLair's new attraction. They came, they left, they killed Tamer Panzy, same old, same old. Oh, yes, Tamer Panzy was killed several times. A few people were getting annoyed by his whining, and felt the need to end it. (No I was not one of them.) Furthermore, it turned out Tamer Panzy had a motive for being overly concerned about the house. He was the owner!

As the interest about the house grew GM Clyde eventually showed up, in all his holiness. The god took one look at the house and... took another look, he walked around the house, he inspected the inner workings of it. Then he said this.

"Ok everyone, listen up. The home is placed legally. There were no bugs/exploits/cheats etc. used in placing this home. I will not debate with you. The home will remain. Any further pages on this will NOT be responded to. If you have any other questions or comments on this; Please feel free to email uosupport@owo.com." GM Clyde told us.

After giving his speech, Clyde left; left us with a plaster home, half-garden, and big blockade in the middle of PaxLair. What will come of the house? I can not say. But until something is done, those benches have to be moved out from underneath the house.

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